How Tessa Got Her Teeth Back
After 1 year of being a certified metal mouth, my friend Tessa got her braces off yesterday. Since this is OBVIOUSLY a cause for celebration, we are celebrating. Tonight. With 2 things gooey and forbidden to the contemporary braceface: Candied apples and homemade cracker jack popcorn.
I got a little excited about the caramel apples, even made a special trip to Flax for supplies (Why don’t grocery stores sell popsicle sticks?). I found some festive colored sticks and the rest is history. As in, I jabbed them into some apples.
Then I made a caramel sauce with yummy things like molasses, maple syrup and lots of sugar and butter.
After the sauce cooled down a bit, I dunked the apples.
It was harder than it sounds. There was some serious temperature regulating that did not happen. Too hot and it all slides right off the apple, but too cool and it looks all thick and gloppy (I gave that one to John, he didn’t mind). I dipped them in crushed pistachios too, but most of them slid into a little puddle at the bottom. Kind a little nut stand to prop the apples up. In the end I did get a few that looked halfway decent.
Yes, it’s a ribbon. Got that at Flax too.
After that it was on to some more stickiness. Crackerjack is super easy to make, and I think this one will go into the regular rotation.
I could’t remember what it even tasted like, but when I popped some of these in my mouth it was like “wow – THAT”S what it tastes like!” Highly recommend making a batch for yourself.
RECIPE:
1/2 cup unpopped popcorn
4 teaspoons olive oil
1/2 cup shelled peanuts
4 tablespoons unsalted butter
1/2 cup brown sugar
1/2 cup light corn syrup
2 tablespoons molasses
1 teaspoon salt
– Preheat oven to 350 degrees.
– Put the popcorn in a brown paper bag, pour in 4 teaspoons of olive oil and close the bag with a piece of tape. Heat it on high in the microwave for 3 minutes. Put it in a bowl.
– Add the peanuts to the popcorn.
– For the caramel, heat the butter, brown sugar, corn syrup, molasses and salt in a pan on the stove until the butter is melted and the sugar is smooth and not grainy anymore. Pour this mixture over the popcorn and peanuts, stirring well. Pour it all onto a cookie sheet and place in oven for 10-12 minutes, stirring once or twice. It will be gooey and wet.
– Let air dry until crisp, then store in an airtight container until ready to be devoured.
Bacon + Ice Cream = Happyface
We finished off the rest of the Meyer Lemon gelato last night, and I was feeling the need to fill the void IMMEDIATELY. Also, I have my landlord’s ice cream maker on loan and am itching to put it to good use. Whilst poking around on the interweb for ice cream recipes, I found one for candied bacon ice cream on David Lebovitz’s site. I really can’t think of a flavor I’d like to make more. Well, except maybe some of the Humphry Slocombe flavors (government cheese flavored ice cream? BLOWING. MY. MIND.), but anyways. I don’t care how cliché the bacon dessert trend is, I am all over it like salt on caramel.
As all good things in life start, this one started with candying some bacon strips. It sounds kinda fancy, but it really just means baking bacon with brown sugar until it caramelizes. The hardest part is not stuffing it all in my mouth.
I chopped the bacon into little bits and hid them to keep from eating them.
Then I made a custard flavored with brown sugar and cinnamon. The recipe called for rum, but we don’t have any and I was much too lazy to go get some.
I chilled the custard and put it in the ice cream spinner. Once it was thick and creamy I tossed in the bacon bits. Then I spooned it into a container and stuck it in the freezer to firm up. This is always the hardest part, waiting and waiting until it seems “ready”.
As usual, we only made it an hour, long before it was completely firm. But to be honest, I like the pre-firm squishy moment of ice cream. At least that’s what I tell myself when I’m digging in.
Wow.
Update: I just went for a run in the rain to justify coming back to the house and eating bacon ice cream for lunch. I think I might be in trouble.
RECIPE:
For the candied bacon:
5 strips bacon
about 2 tablespoons brown sugar
For the ice cream custard:
3 tablespoons (45g) salted butter
¾ cup (packed) brown sugar (170g), light or dark (you can use either)
2¾ (675ml) cup half-and-half
5 large egg yolks
2 teaspoons dark rum or whiskey
¼ teaspoon vanilla extract
optional: ¼ teaspoon ground cinnamon
To candy the bacon:
– preheat the oven to 400.
– Lay the strips of bacon on a baking sheet.
– Sprinkle brown sugar evenly over each strip of bacon.
– Bake for 12-16 minutes. Midway during baking, flip the bacon strips over and drag them through the dark, syrupy liquid that’s collected on the baking sheet.
– Continue to bake until as dark as mahogany. Remove from oven and cool.
– Once cool, chop into little pieces.
To make the ice cream custard:
– melt the butter in a heavy, medium-size saucepan.
– Stir in the brown sugar and half of the half-and-half.
– Pour the remaining half-and-half into a bowl set in an ice bath and set a mesh strainer over the top.
– In a separate bowl, stir together the egg yolks, then gradually add some of the warm brown sugar mixture to them, whisking the yolks constantly as you pour.
– Pour the mixture back into the saucepan.
– Cook over medium low heat, constantly stirring and scraping the bottom with a heatproof spatula, until the custard thickens enough to coat the spatula.
– Strain the custard into the half-and-half, stirring over the ice bath, until cool.
– Add liquor, vanilla and cinnamon.
– Refrigerate the mixture.
– Once thoroughly chilled, freeze in your ice cream maker according to the manufacturer’s instructions.
– Add the bacon bits during the last moment of churning.
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