I made that!

Home Creamery: Mozzarella

Posted in Because, like, I'm Italian, sort of, The Creamery by brandi on January 23, 2009

Sunday is John’s birthday, and we’re having some friends over for pizza and poker. When I hear pizza, all I can think is: I get to make mozzarella! I’ve tried making mozzarella once before, but didn’t get curds strong enough to stretch. I was using Strauss Creamery milk, which is unhomogenized and not pastuerized at high temps like some  conventional milks, so I’m pretty sure it wasn’t that. I blame my “vegetarian” rennet. I just ordered some real rennet from a cheesemaking supply website last week, so it is ON!

First I combined my milk with some citric acid, and heated it up a little to start the curd-making. Then I added my new and improved rennet and continued heating it.

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Once I could see the whey go clear, it was ready to be stretched. I drained out the whey and popped the curds in the microwave to get them all melty. Then I started kneading and stretching until it looked like this:

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It’s so nice when things do what they are supposed to do! That’s Bean in the lower right of the photo. She doesn’t like to be left out of ANYTHING. Since I’m not gonna be eating it now, I put it in some cold water to cool it off and keep it moist until pizza time.

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I know, they look like little brain balls. I’m not sure how to make them round and smooth. Next time I’ll just do one of those twisty shapes. but anyways – Yay! Cheese! Stay tuned for pizza…

Day 2 as a girl scout.

Posted in All Sugar All The Time, Don't BUY it, MAKE it! by brandi on January 22, 2009

It’s starting to wear on me. Maybe I don’t wanna be a girl scout. I probably would have been a better boy scout anyways.

Today I move on to the samoas, the more complex cookie in the girl scout arsenal.

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I rolled out my dough and stamped out little donut shapes. I don’t think the originals have fluted edges, but for some reason that’s the only kind of cookie cutters I own.

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I made me some caramel candy. Then I mixed that with some shredded coconut that I had toasted.

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Then I tried to smear the caramel + coconut mixture (which was like a quick drying spackle) onto my cookies without crushing them. Probably the more torturous portion of the whole process.

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I dipped their cute little bottoms in some melted chocolate and then drizzled some more on top and I’m done!

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What I learned today was this: In life there are fun things. Things like kittens named Bean and rope swings and BBQs in Dolores Park. Making girl scout cookies is not on that list for me. Kind of tedious, and while they are certainly more healthy and “natural” than the boxed kind, in the end I spent 2 days making…cookies. And I don’t even really like making cookies.

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But these ones are awfully pretty and shiny. In a short bus kinda way.

The day I became a girl scout

Posted in All Sugar All The Time by brandi on January 21, 2009

For some unknown reason my mom wouldn’t let me be a girl scout. She probably knew I was gonna grow up to be a misanthrope with a particular distate for hydrogenated oils. But today, I am a girl scout! One box of thin mints coming up!

First a little cookie dough action.

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I rolled my dough into a log. I then let it spend a few hours in the freezer and it slices beautifully. The architect in me fights the urge to use a ruler.

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It’s true: they’re not exactly perfect circles. But what can i say? I’m not made of magic and rainbows…

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A little dip in the ol’ chocolate bowl and I’ve made thin mint cookies!

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Now I think these guys have a little time to kill in the freezer, getting all nice and chilly for me.

RECIPE:

from Baking Bites blog: http://bakingbites.com/2005/10/thin-minties/

Note: If you are using a quality chocolate (like what Scharfenberger used to be), I would go with a milk chocolate, or at least their mildest dark chocolate. I found that the mint was fighting with the intense chocolate flavor and not necessarily winning.

Today I’m celebrating America

Posted in All Sugar All The Time, Playing With Yeast by brandi on January 20, 2009

With apple fritters!

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I diced up my apples into adorable little cubes.

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And then sautéed them in some butter, vanilla bean, apple cider & cinnamon.

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I then dumped my apples onto my donut dough that’s been rising in the meantime.

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It may look like just another dough, but there’s layers and layers of those apples folded into it, making it very special indeed.

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After my apple laden dough rose a bit more, I cut some circles out of it.

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I let my rounds chillax while I prepared my glaze.

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Being an Alabama girl, I’m no stranger to deep frying.

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Oh you… you…doughnut. You kill me. Literally. I need to get rid of these ASAP. Good thing I have a dinner party to attend tonight!

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Between Barack Obama becoming president and me learning how to make apple fritters, it’s truly a great day to be an American. Man, haven’t said that in 8 years!

APPLE FRITTERS RECIPE (from Nancy Silverton):

makes 16-20 fritters

Special Items:

10″ to 12″ large skillet

2 1/2 inch round cutter

Heavy-duty, deep saucepan filled halfway with vegetable oil

Ingredients:

2 1/4 tsp active dry yeast

2/3 cup whole milk

3 1/4 cups plus 2 TBSP all-purpose flour

4 extra-large egg yolks

1/2 cup granulated sugar

1/3 cup sparkling apple cider

1/2 stick (2 oz) unsalted butter, melted

1 tsp kosher salt

1/2 tsp cinnamon

1TBSP pure vanilla extract

For the apples:

1/2 stick (2 oz) unsalted butter

1 vanilla bean

7 firm and tart Granny Smith apples (2 1/2 lb.), peeled and cut into 1/2″ cubes to equal 7 cups

1/2 tsp cinnamon

1/4 cup granulated sugar

1/4 cup apple cider vinegar

1 cup sparkling apple cider

For the white glaze:

1/2 cup plus 2 TBSP powdered sugar, sifted

1/4 cup heavy cream

1/2 tsp vanilla extract

1/8 tsp salt

– To prepare the dough: Place the yeast in the bowl of an electric mixer. In a small saucepan, over medium heat, heat the milk until warm to the touch. Pour the milk over the yeast to soften, 1 to 2 minutes. Add 2 cups of the flour to the milk mixture, without stirring. Cover the bowl tightly with plastic wrap and set aside in a warm place until the surface of the flour cracks, about 30 to 40 minutes.

– In a small bowl combine the egg yolks and sugar. Add the cider, melted butter, salt, cinnamon, vanilla extract, and 1 1/4 cups of the flour and mix until combined. Add this mixture to the yeast. Using the paddle attachment of an electric mixer, mix on low for half a minute, then turn up to medium for about 1 minute. Add the remaining 2 tablespoons of flour and mix on low for half a minute, then on medium for another half a minute. The dough will be very sticky.

– Sift an even layer of flour onto the work surface; scrape the dough out of the bowl, onto the work surface. Clean the mixing bowl and lightly coat it with vegetable oil. Gather the dough and return it to the oiled bowl. Cover it tightly with plastic wrap, and set aside in a warm place until the dough has doubled in size, about 1 1/2 hours.

– To prepare the apples: In a large skillet over medium heat, melt the butter. Using a small paring knife, split the vanilla bean lengthwise. With the back of the knife, scrape out the pulp and the seeds of the vanilla bean, and add the scrapings and the pod to the butter. Heat the butter until bubbly. Add the chopped apples, tossing to coat them with butter. Add the cinnamon and sugar, and saute 3 to 5 minutes until slightly softened and the majority of the apples are deep golden. Add the vinegar ad cider, and reduce over medium-high heat. If the apples are becoming too mushy, turn the heat up, so the liquid reduces quickly. If they are still very firm, turn the head down to reduce slowly. The apples should be cooked, but still slightly firm to the touch. Remove the vanilla bean and place the apples on a baking sheet to cool.

– Scrape the dough out onto a floured surface and stretch into a rectangle about 2 inches thick. Spread half of the apples over the dough and fold into thirds by bringing the bottom up and the top down, patting with your hands to flatten slightly. Scatter the remaining apples on top and fold into thirds again. Gather the dough together by tucking under the edges and return it to the oiled bowl. Cover and allow to rise until doubled in size, about 30 minutes.

– Heat the oil to 375 degrees.

– Scrape the dough out onto a floured surface and gently roll or pat it into a rectangle about 1/2 inch thick, flouring the surface of the dough as necessary. Dip the cutter in flour and, cutter as closely together as possible, cut out the fritters. Place them on a floured surface and allow to rest for 10 minutes, no longer.

– To prepare the glaze: In a small stainless steel bowl set over a pot of gently simmering water, combine the powdered sugar, cream, vanilla extract, and salt. Heat until just warm, stirring frequently. The glaze should be thin and translucent; if necessary, thin it down with more cream.

– Dip your hands in flour, and stretch the fritters by pulling them gently elongating the round shape into a 4″ oval. Don’t worry if you puncture the dough as you stretch it. Drop directly into the hot oil and fry according to instructions.

– Brush the fritters with glaze while they are warm.

Granolahead

Posted in All Sugar All The Time, Don't BUY it, MAKE it! by brandi on January 17, 2009

After burning the granola at work today, I decided to come home and make some more. Kind of a hodgepodge of whatever I had in the pantry: oats, walnuts, pistachios, currants, brown sugar, coconut, maple syrup and some zest and spices. And butter, duh.

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Before the oven…

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and after the oven…

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MAPLE GRANOLA RECIPE:

1 lb rolled oats

3.25oz brown sugar

4oz whole almonds

4oz whole cashews

1 tsp cinnamon

1 tsp nutmeg

1.5oz coconut

1 oz flax seed

1 TBSP salt

4oz butter (it’s ok to replace up to half with oil)

3.5oz maple syrup

4 oz dried fruit

Because sometimes you just want some spaetzle.

Posted in All Things Pork, I Like Salt Too by brandi on January 15, 2009

At least I do. And my Hungarian friend Courtney let me borrow her spaetzle maker. And I thought I had every kitchen gadget!

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It’s basically a cheese grater that can rest on your pot, and comes with a scraper that pushes the spaetzle dough through the holes and into the boiling water. It looks just like this:

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They cook in like a minute, and then you scoop them up.

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Fluffy little pasta poos!

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And what do we do with spaetzle? We pour goulash all over it! and sour cream!

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Not the most photogenic of meals, but it was fabulous.

Beef Goulash Recipe (Joy of Cooking):

4oz bacon or smoked ham, diced

1 1/2 lbs beef chuck, 1″ cubes

1 1/2 lbs pork or veal shoulder, 1″ cubes

1/2 cup flour

3 cups onions, thinly sliced

6 cloves garlic, minced

1/2 cup sweet paprika

3 red bell peppers, diced

1 cup carrots, diced

1 TBSP dried marjoram

1 tsp caraway seeds

1 tsp black pepper

1 tsp salt

3 bay leaves

2 cups beef or chicken stock

1 cup dry white wine or beer

1/4 cup tomato puree or 2 TBSP tomato paste

1/2 to 1 cup sour cream

– Brown bacon in large pot. Remove bacon and pat dry.

– Flavor meat with salt and pepper and dredge in flour. Add to pot and brown all sides, being careful not to crowd or scorch the meat. Remove meat using a slotted spoon and set aside.

– Lower heat and add onions to pot. Cook until lightly colored and soft. Add garlic and cook 1 minute longer. Add the paprika, stir well and cook for another 2 minutes. Add bell peppers, carrots, marjoram, caraway, black pepper, salt and bay leaves to the pot. Toss to coat.

– Add stock, alcohol, and tomato. Bring to a boil, scraping up any browned bits. Add the meat. Reduce heat to low and simmer, covered, stirring occasionally until meat is tender (1 1/2 hours). Reduce sauce to thicken if necessary. Check seasoning.

– Serve over spatzle with sour cream.

World: meet the banana pudding

Posted in All Sugar All The Time, Southernness by brandi on January 14, 2009

A southern specialty.

The mother of all trifles.

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Gloriously trashy. And yes, those are ‘nilla wafers.

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I don’t know about you, but I can stare at meringue all day.

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Home Creamery: Cream Cheese

Posted in The Creamery by brandi on January 13, 2009

In another life I have a sheep farm and a creamery. In this one I’m determined to see how much cheese I can make in my kitchen at home. Until I get a cheese press (Wanna buy me one?) I’m limited to the world of soft cheeses. But what a great world!

Start with lots of half and half.

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Throw in some tasty bacteria.

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And 24 hours (and some salt and some draining) later you have cream cheese!

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Kraft: never again.

Making muffins

Posted in All Sugar All The Time by brandi on January 12, 2009

To inaugurate the purchase of a new cookbook, I’m making muffins from Nancy Silverton’s La Brea Bakery Pastries book. Very delicious sounding muffins with:

browned butter!

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You can never have enough browned butter. period.

And medjool dates!

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And most importantly – pecans! Why is that important? Because for xmas the only thing I asked for from my family was pecans. I now have about 20 lbs of pecans gobbling up my precious freezer space. So for the next few months, expect to see alot of pecans.

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Easy as 1:

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2:

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3:

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Can you see tht struesal topping?

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I made that!

Reibekuchen mit Apfelmus

Posted in I Like Salt Too by brandi on January 10, 2009

Potato cakes!

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So not the best photo, but so salty and crispy and happy. And there was sour cream and applesauce. But I don’t know where that photo is…