Home Creamery: Mozzarella
Sunday is John’s birthday, and we’re having some friends over for pizza and poker. When I hear pizza, all I can think is: I get to make mozzarella! I’ve tried making mozzarella once before, but didn’t get curds strong enough to stretch. I was using Strauss Creamery milk, which is unhomogenized and not pastuerized at high temps like some conventional milks, so I’m pretty sure it wasn’t that. I blame my “vegetarian” rennet. I just ordered some real rennet from a cheesemaking supply website last week, so it is ON!
First I combined my milk with some citric acid, and heated it up a little to start the curd-making. Then I added my new and improved rennet and continued heating it.

Once I could see the whey go clear, it was ready to be stretched. I drained out the whey and popped the curds in the microwave to get them all melty. Then I started kneading and stretching until it looked like this:

It’s so nice when things do what they are supposed to do! That’s Bean in the lower right of the photo. She doesn’t like to be left out of ANYTHING. Since I’m not gonna be eating it now, I put it in some cold water to cool it off and keep it moist until pizza time.

I know, they look like little brain balls. I’m not sure how to make them round and smooth. Next time I’ll just do one of those twisty shapes. but anyways – Yay! Cheese! Stay tuned for pizza…
Day 2 as a girl scout.
It’s starting to wear on me. Maybe I don’t wanna be a girl scout. I probably would have been a better boy scout anyways.
Today I move on to the samoas, the more complex cookie in the girl scout arsenal.

I rolled out my dough and stamped out little donut shapes. I don’t think the originals have fluted edges, but for some reason that’s the only kind of cookie cutters I own.

I made me some caramel candy. Then I mixed that with some shredded coconut that I had toasted.

Then I tried to smear the caramel + coconut mixture (which was like a quick drying spackle) onto my cookies without crushing them. Probably the more torturous portion of the whole process.

I dipped their cute little bottoms in some melted chocolate and then drizzled some more on top and I’m done!

What I learned today was this: In life there are fun things. Things like kittens named Bean and rope swings and BBQs in Dolores Park. Making girl scout cookies is not on that list for me. Kind of tedious, and while they are certainly more healthy and “natural” than the boxed kind, in the end I spent 2 days making…cookies. And I don’t even really like making cookies.

But these ones are awfully pretty and shiny. In a short bus kinda way.
The day I became a girl scout
For some unknown reason my mom wouldn’t let me be a girl scout. She probably knew I was gonna grow up to be a misanthrope with a particular distate for hydrogenated oils. But today, I am a girl scout! One box of thin mints coming up!
First a little cookie dough action.

I rolled my dough into a log. I then let it spend a few hours in the freezer and it slices beautifully. The architect in me fights the urge to use a ruler.

It’s true: they’re not exactly perfect circles. But what can i say? I’m not made of magic and rainbows…

A little dip in the ol’ chocolate bowl and I’ve made thin mint cookies!

Now I think these guys have a little time to kill in the freezer, getting all nice and chilly for me.
RECIPE:
from Baking Bites blog: http://bakingbites.com/2005/10/thin-minties/
Note: If you are using a quality chocolate (like what Scharfenberger used to be), I would go with a milk chocolate, or at least their mildest dark chocolate. I found that the mint was fighting with the intense chocolate flavor and not necessarily winning.
Granolahead
After burning the granola at work today, I decided to come home and make some more. Kind of a hodgepodge of whatever I had in the pantry: oats, walnuts, pistachios, currants, brown sugar, coconut, maple syrup and some zest and spices. And butter, duh.

Before the oven…

and after the oven…

MAPLE GRANOLA RECIPE:
1 lb rolled oats
3.25oz brown sugar
4oz whole almonds
4oz whole cashews
1 tsp cinnamon
1 tsp nutmeg
1.5oz coconut
1 oz flax seed
1 TBSP salt
4oz butter (it’s ok to replace up to half with oil)
3.5oz maple syrup
4 oz dried fruit
Because sometimes you just want some spaetzle.
At least I do. And my Hungarian friend Courtney let me borrow her spaetzle maker. And I thought I had every kitchen gadget!

It’s basically a cheese grater that can rest on your pot, and comes with a scraper that pushes the spaetzle dough through the holes and into the boiling water. It looks just like this:

They cook in like a minute, and then you scoop them up.

Fluffy little pasta poos!

And what do we do with spaetzle? We pour goulash all over it! and sour cream!

Not the most photogenic of meals, but it was fabulous.
Beef Goulash Recipe (Joy of Cooking):
4oz bacon or smoked ham, diced
1 1/2 lbs beef chuck, 1″ cubes
1 1/2 lbs pork or veal shoulder, 1″ cubes
1/2 cup flour
3 cups onions, thinly sliced
6 cloves garlic, minced
1/2 cup sweet paprika
3 red bell peppers, diced
1 cup carrots, diced
1 TBSP dried marjoram
1 tsp caraway seeds
1 tsp black pepper
1 tsp salt
3 bay leaves
2 cups beef or chicken stock
1 cup dry white wine or beer
1/4 cup tomato puree or 2 TBSP tomato paste
1/2 to 1 cup sour cream
– Brown bacon in large pot. Remove bacon and pat dry.
– Flavor meat with salt and pepper and dredge in flour. Add to pot and brown all sides, being careful not to crowd or scorch the meat. Remove meat using a slotted spoon and set aside.
– Lower heat and add onions to pot. Cook until lightly colored and soft. Add garlic and cook 1 minute longer. Add the paprika, stir well and cook for another 2 minutes. Add bell peppers, carrots, marjoram, caraway, black pepper, salt and bay leaves to the pot. Toss to coat.
– Add stock, alcohol, and tomato. Bring to a boil, scraping up any browned bits. Add the meat. Reduce heat to low and simmer, covered, stirring occasionally until meat is tender (1 1/2 hours). Reduce sauce to thicken if necessary. Check seasoning.
– Serve over spatzle with sour cream.
World: meet the banana pudding
A southern specialty.
The mother of all trifles.

Gloriously trashy. And yes, those are ‘nilla wafers.

I don’t know about you, but I can stare at meringue all day.

Home Creamery: Cream Cheese
In another life I have a sheep farm and a creamery. In this one I’m determined to see how much cheese I can make in my kitchen at home. Until I get a cheese press (Wanna buy me one?) I’m limited to the world of soft cheeses. But what a great world!
Start with lots of half and half.

Throw in some tasty bacteria.

And 24 hours (and some salt and some draining) later you have cream cheese!

Kraft: never again.
Making muffins
To inaugurate the purchase of a new cookbook, I’m making muffins from Nancy Silverton’s La Brea Bakery Pastries book. Very delicious sounding muffins with:
browned butter!

You can never have enough browned butter. period.
And medjool dates!

And most importantly – pecans! Why is that important? Because for xmas the only thing I asked for from my family was pecans. I now have about 20 lbs of pecans gobbling up my precious freezer space. So for the next few months, expect to see alot of pecans.

Easy as 1:

2:

3:

Can you see tht struesal topping?

I made that!
Reibekuchen mit Apfelmus
Potato cakes!

So not the best photo, but so salty and crispy and happy. And there was sour cream and applesauce. But I don’t know where that photo is…










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